Escape pod malfunction

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Our best engineers at Station G-37 have looked into this and have determined the following...

"The integrated HUD and controls on the Experimental Personnel Escape Launch System (ExPELS) model es-324 has a known conflict with Apple devices from the year 2183 and earlier causing a loss of thruster responsiveness and life support functionality resulting in catastrophic bio-signature deterioration.

We apologize for the inconvenience and a full replacement of the ExPELS module will be sent to you within the next 76 working days however we cannot refund human lives as it conflicts with your 'lite' warranty upon initial purchase.

Thankyou.

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Escape pod malfunction - by pion - 03-21-2016, 10:55 AM
Escape pod malfunction - by Paladin27 - 03-21-2016, 10:26 PM
Escape pod malfunction - by AdmiralGeezer - 03-22-2016, 02:47 PM
Escape pod malfunction - by pion - 03-23-2016, 02:05 PM
Escape pod malfunction - by AdmiralGeezer - 03-23-2016, 06:23 PM
Escape pod malfunction - by pion - 03-26-2016, 12:40 AM
Escape pod malfunction - by AdmiralGeezer - 03-26-2016, 08:22 AM
Escape pod malfunction - by AdmiralGeezer - 03-28-2016, 01:40 PM



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